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- U.S. Trade Rep.: 'Need to See' Companies Leave China to Places Like Mexico
- DOE Investigates Trans USA Fencing Incident
- Bruce on Envoy Floating Deal on Iran Nuke Plants: Must See if Iran Serious
- Vance: Deportation Case 'Full-Blown Confrontation' Between Trump and Courts
- CNN's Zakaria: Trump 'Has Badly Bungled' China Trade War
- Yellen: 'Trump Tariff Plans Are Doing Immense Damage to Our Economy'
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- Bombshell DOGE Report!
- ‘Terrorist Watch List’ Migrants Secured Medicaid After Being Freed into U.S. by Joe Biden
- Two Yemeni nationals on FBI's Terrorism Watch List apprehended this year at California bor
- A bombshell report from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) revealed that migrants on the federal government’s “Terrorist Watch List” were able to secure Medicaid after being released into the United States by former President Joe Biden’s administration.
- Breitbart Business Digest: The Forgotten Economic Theory Behind Trump’s Tariffs
- BBD: The Forgotten Economic Theory Behind Trump’s Tariffs
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- Obama-Appointed Judge Blocks Deportations of Over 500k Migrants
- Obama-Appointed Judge Blocks Deportations of Over 500k Migrants
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- China Threatens the Free World with the Ghost of Murderer Mao Zedong
- China Threatens the Free World with the Ghost of Murderer Mao Zedong
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- Desperate China Pleads with E.U. to ‘Jointly Resist Unilateral Bullying’ of Trump Tarif
- Desperate China Pleads with E.U. to 'Jointly Resist Unilateral Bullying'
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- Self Own: China Taunts Americans with AI-Generated Videos of How Awful Chinese Sweatshops Are
- China Resorts to AI Videos Mocking Americans as Trade War Heats Up
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- Bombshell DOGE Report: ‘Terrorist Watch List’ Migrants Secured Medicaid After Being Fre
- DOGE: 'Terror Watch List' Migrants Secured Medicaid After Release into U.S.
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- Shipping Nations Agree on World’s First Global Carbon Tax
- Shipping Nations Agree on World’s First Global Carbon Tax
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- Jasmine Crockett: You Can’t Afford Groceries Because of Trump’s ‘Failed Immigrati
- Crockett: You Can't Afford Food Due to Trump 'Failed Immigration Policies'
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- DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Urges People to Get ‘Real IDs’: ‘Keep Our Country Safe&
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- Even Before Tariff Relief, Global Bond Investors Rallied Behind Trump’s Trade Push
- How Global Investors Rallied Behind Trump's Trade Push Before Tariff Relief
- Sheboon Runs Over White Woman After She Banged on Her Car.
- Negresses will run yo ass ova.
- Bronx Librarian Gets Throat Slit by Crazed Baboon.
- Negro Fag and Cracker Fag Shove Baseball Bat up Middle Aged Man's Ass in Lynn, Mass.
- Pack of Coons and a Half-Caste Kill 16-Year-Old Over $20 in Metro Vegas.
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- The 2022 Oscars Awards Ceremony: it was your usual snooze-fest, until Chris Rock went up on stage and clowned on Will Smith's half-wife's condition of Alopecia Areata by calling her "GI Jane", and pointing out the FACT that she looks like the TX with out her skin. Will Smith got extremely butthurt and ran up on stage, then carried out one of the all-time most epic awards show moments (along the lines of IMMA LET YOU FINISH) by bitch-slapping Chris Rock. For the first time in years, the Oscars, Will Smith and Chis Rock were relevant, causing an outrage amongst the media outlets, Twatter, and the backstage of the Oscars. The Oscars saw it as an opportunity to boost ratings of desperate viewers, and pulled off an epic troll by giving Will Smith the Oscar - which caused more butthurt. The Oscars have since then given Will Smith a 10-year banhammer form the ceremony, meaning that this will be last true relevance of the Oscars.
- (( Happy one year anniversary to the only interesting Oscars ))
- .................. Andrew Anglin is fine I swear!.... He's just... On vacation....... Again........... OH YOU FLAT FACED MIDGET!!!!!!!!... Whatever, while I write an angry letter to Andrew Anglin with an ink quill, here's his "latest" article.
- Pikachu Accidentally Added to Goku’s Warrior Group, Sends Dragon Ball World Into Tailspin
- Daily Stormer April 2, 2025
- KAME HOUSE, EARTH—The Dragon Ball universe was thrown into madness this week when a dimensional glitch accidentally added Pikachu to Goku’s elite “Z-Fighter Battle Plans” group chat—leading to the most unexpected crossover disaster in anime history.
- WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE CHAT:
- • Pikachu spammed Thunderbolt GIFs, short-circuiting Bulma’s Scouter servers
- • Vegeta raged after Pikachu called him “a grumpy purple cat” (compared to Meowth)
- • Goku tried to fight Pikachu through the phone, asking “Wait, does this count as a real battle?”
- • Piccolo demanded a “who would win” poll, then lost to Pikachu 87%-13%
- SENSU BEAN MARKET CRASHES
- The fallout was instant:
- • Frieza posted “😂👏”—his first-ever emoji usage
- • Trunks and Goten challenged Pikachu to a Poké Ball capture battle
- • Shenron’s group chat status changed to “😐…just fix this.”
- POLL: FANS PREFER CELL GAMES TO THIS
- A shocking fan survey revealed:
- • 92% of Saiyans would rather fight Broly again than deal with Pikachu’s “cheery battle cries”
- • Ash Ketchum trending after posting “Pikachu, return… PLEASE.”
- • Whis quietly left the chat, status updated to “Vacation Mode: Universe 6”
- PIKACHU’S FINAL MESSAGE?
- Before being banished back to Pokémon world, the mouse dropped:
- “pika pika 🥊⚡” (Translation: “Y’all need a Thunderbolt to wake up.”)
- “Tired of weak anime rivals? Drink coffee with real power levels.”
- New “Kamehameha Blend”—so strong it makes Super Saiyan hair stand up.
- PAID PROMOTION: Weak fighters rely on Dragon Balls. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and handle their own resurrections.
- Use code “OVER9000” for 20% off—because some battles shouldn’t need wishes.
- #PikaPanic #GokuVsPika #CoffeeBeatsKi
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- The Jewish Cemetery is an oil-on-canvas painting by the Dutch landscape painter Jacob van Ruisdael. Painted in 1654 or 1655, it is an allegorical landscape painting suggesting ideas of hope and death, while also being based on Beth Haim, a cemetery located on Amsterdam's southern outskirts, at the town of Ouderkerk aan de Amstel. Beth Haim is a resting place for some prominent figures among Amsterdam's large Jewish Portuguese community in the 17th century. Ruisdael presents the cemetery as a landscape variant of a vanitas painting, employing deserted tombs, ravaged churches, stormy clouds, dead trees, changing skies, and flowing water to symbolize death and the transience of all earthly things. The known provenance for the painting dates back only to 1739 and its original owner is not documented; since 1926, it has been owned by the Detroit Institute of Arts.
- Painting credit: Jacob van Ruisdael
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- Well, I was talking to Robert De Niro, and he says he feels bad that he had sex with a negress. He said he just can't resist the unquenchable thirst for negress pussy.
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