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- SOME SLANGS
- fall right on their faces
- thats legitimateley middle schoolers talk when they cant admit that they dont know something
- stucj with someone with an emotional maturity of a child
- delusions
- exception not the rule
- daddy issue
- Go drown in a lake of diet coke you neutered asshole.
- Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
- If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
- If a zombie was looking for brains, he'd walk right by you.
- You're about as useful as a knitted condom.
- Are you always this stupid, or is this a special occasion?
- You're so full of shit, the toilet is jealous.
- If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards. (love this one)
- You look like something I drew with my left hand.
- I have met some pricks in my life, But YOU sir, are a Cactus.
- I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
- Shock me. Say something intelligent.
- If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
- It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.
- Ah, so you're the reason we have warning labels on everything.
- I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery.
- If you're going to be two- faced, at least make sure one of them is pretty
- Is your ass jealous of all the shit that just came out of your mouth?
- You're birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents for example.
- It's better to let someone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
- I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
- If common sense is common,why are you without it.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
- Your face makes onion cry.
- They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma ??
- I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse !
- You have a great face for make up !
- Shock me - say something intelligent.
- You bring out the best insults in me !
- I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
- You are so fake you look like you were made in China.
- Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you will find a brain back there !
- Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong !
- May be if you ate some of that make up you could be pretty on the inside !
- The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana !
- You bring everyone alot of joy when you leave the room !
- Your face makes onions cry !
- It’s kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence !
- If i gave you a penny for your thoughts, I’d get change !
- I hear the only place you are ever invited is OUTSIDE !
- You are proof that God has a sense of humor !
- Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
- Leaving so soon? I was just about to poison the coffee
- Tell your mom to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my dick
- You're so ugly your parents decided to feed you with a sling shot
- You're so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
- I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much
- Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date
- You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance
- I heard you had an asshole transplant ... but the asshole rejected you
- If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister
- You're so ugly when you popped out the nurse said aww what a treasure and your mum said yeah lets bury it
- The only reason I ain't you daddy is the dog beat me over the fence
- Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
- Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?
- Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal
- You're so pathetic your wheelie bins go out more then you
- I bet your dad and mum hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster
- Well, they do say opposites attract...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured
- It was a sad day when you crawled out of the abortion bucket
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